1. I'm going to move to Australia. I so so desperately want to be an Aussie, if only in the way that a Yankee who moves south of the Mason-Dixon can be a Southerner which is, of course, in a manner that includes geography and veiled hostility. I'm okay with that because. . .Australia. The home of Platypi. The home also of many incredibly venomous snakes which is slightly worrisome because you see I went to Peru and was bitten by an Anaconda, went to Grand Cayman and was bitten by an eel and so you see the odds are not precisely in my favor. Still. Someday I will live there.
2. When I am done living in Australia I'm going to do all of the stupid things that people tell you not to do because if you do them you will get bitten by a shark. I will go abalone hunting, while bleeding openly and thrashing. When I see a shark I will not move calmly. I will try to hug the darned thing. Because I love them. And really if you're gonna go, going while embracing 2 tons of sheer serrated death kinda wins cool points.
3. In between point one and point two I'm going to spend a great deal of time following Axis of Awesome. Like, I'd like to think that we'd be buds, you know, exchanging witty repartee and talking about Pokemon and Game of Thrones and drinking beer and I will write their biography and they will write a song about me. But, you know, they're really talented musical folks and I've learned that really talented musical folks kind of tend to be a little bit. . .arrogant. Or if not arrogant at least slightly overaware that they are talented and the rest of us are not. So my dream of us being BFFs might not work. In which case I will just go to their concerts and daydream happily and collect setlists and whatnot like any good fangirl. Which brings me, though meanderingly, to my point. The Four Chords song. This was my introduction to Axis of Awesome and my cheap way of getting the most bang for your buck because with one simple paid download you get not only the amazing, studly, cleverness and musical genius of AofA (are you reading this, guys? Really, email me, I'll buy the first round) but you get, you know, a lot of other songs. Please, don't stop there, though. The smartassery and fun with this crew just don't stop. Word.